And a goblin.
And there’s magic.
And easy access to sharp things.
And no parents.
Now you’ve got the gist of Babies and Broadswords.
Babies and Broadswords is an easy to pick-up-and-play fantasy TTRPG that's as fun for first-timers as it is for die-hard rollers.
It's big on imagination and creativity.
Play is more important than the rules.
And silliness always beats stats.
All you need is the rulebook, some friends and a few D6's.
Lady Chastity’s Home for Unwanted Children and Other Errors in Judgement may look reputable from the outside, but inside... Well, let's just say it's not your everyday orphanage. And it's probably best not to ask about the incident involving the chupacabran cook.
It's a place where ragtag toddlers, tiny monsters and magical misfits get up to all kinds of mischief together, using their dimples and derring-do to get stuck into adventure (but stay out of trouble).
That's where you come in.
Do you bite first and ask questions later? Or do you carefully ponder which nostril to pick?
Be it a Barbabyian or Warwock, a Punchy Kicker or Sneaky Pants, we've created six different Baby classes that'll help unlock your inner kid. All come with their own unique skills and items for causing maximum mayhem. Plus, you can pick additional perks, quirks and knacks to give them some extra special flavour.
Everyone starts by rolling up their Big Three base stats (Adventurousness, Cuteness and Precociousness) and builds their character from there.
Your Sitter (this game's version of a GM) will guide you through the adventure and keep track of all the Big Kid Rules.
When it comes to doing things, Babies will use D6 rolls to see if their actions are successful. High numbers result in some real good stuff, but lower rolls mean misfortune and, once a toddler hits that wall, it's time for a time out.
In cahoots with your fellow tykes, you'll get up to no good in pursuit of the one thing that can open the door to your future... sweet, delicious COOKIES.